You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.