Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just...
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the groun...
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'...
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The ...
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ Lucy: Beethoven's birthday is December 16th Shermy! Have you decided what you're going to get me? CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. ...
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
CHARLES MONROE SCHULZ Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
CHARLES SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name jus...
CHARLES SCHULZ I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
CHARLES SCHULZ Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."
CHARLES SCHULZ There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ No problem is too big to run away from.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he wa...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Happiness is a warm puppy.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we s...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ You never run out of things that can go wrong.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This i...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There&#...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who lov...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me,...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for t...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability fo...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so litt...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charl...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Mostly friends of mine, like my friend Charlie Brown, ... He and I worked together at the art instru...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The f...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody l...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I h...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false t...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton... I could just lie here all day, an...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I have always wanted to be a cartoonist, and I feel very blessed to have been able to do what I love...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ wonderful support and love.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy ... how can I ever forget them ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope
CHARLES M. SCHULZ The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRS (video recorders), and we could "fast forward' throu...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ None of my kids can draw!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Once when Monty was in kindergarten, I had read to him and was trying to get him to go to sleep. He ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is goi...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There is a thought among some brands of theology that souls are waiting up in heaven to be born. Now...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well an...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know wh...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of re...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one anoth...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties an...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I've discussed this with the man who used t...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of o...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Do you like to draw?
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile whe...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There must be different kinds of loneliness, or at least different degrees of loneliness, but the mo...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Kra...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Lucy: You learn more when you lose
Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in w...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claus...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Patty: I'll be the good guy.
Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.
Patty: What are you going to be,...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ These rocks are a release for my pent-up emotions. When I feel all tied up inside, I just stand here...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on bu...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stup...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?"
"Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail s...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world wh...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?'
'Snap out of it! Five cents, p...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?"
"I fe...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile
CHARLES M. SCHULZ My last penny! I think I'll squander it on myself. I never feel badly about spending money my dad ha...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, ...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Well from now on, Linus think for yourself... Don't take any advice from anyone!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?
CHARLES M. SCHULZ All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it,...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to st...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ We all need someone to kiss us goodbye
CHARLES M. SCHULZ We missed some shots. I think that (Meadville) plays some very good defense. They controlled the boa...
ANDY SCHULZ Kids were making plays all over the place. They refused to lose. We refused to lose. Time just ran o...
ANDY SCHULZ I'm sure they out-rebounded us, but they didn't have a lot of put-backs. For us to beat them, we had...
ANDY SCHULZ I told Walker to just hit the rim on his last foul shot because I said there was no way [Moon] could...
ANDY SCHULZ I thought we played really good defense in the second half.
ANDY SCHULZ I thought you saw the momentum swing once we got the lead. That was a big factor.
ANDY SCHULZ We just got to go to war in another game. We've got to move on and prepare.
ANDY SCHULZ There were so many emotional highs and lows in this game. It was like a roller coaster, a season in ...
ANDY SCHULZ We spread them out a little bit. We made some shots. We got some offensive rebounds. And got the bal...
ANDY SCHULZ As a kid, I lived almost entirely inside books, and eventually the books started returning the favor...
KATHRYN SCHULZ This enraged the other Nazi so much that the next morning he came to our house and he shot my father...
BRUNO SCHULZ Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who pla...
BRUNO SCHULZ One Sunday, a Sunday probably much like today, two Gestapo officers went out drinking together and t...
BRUNO SCHULZ In our town there was a Gestapo officer who loved to play chess. After the occupation began, he foun...
BRUNO SCHULZ All the Jews in town were huddled into the Jewish quarter. For the others things got a little worse ...
BRUNO SCHULZ What they've done coming off the bench has been important to us also.
BOB SCHULZ We better play better than we are playing right now.
BOB SCHULZ I think they didn't think we would try it.
BOB SCHULZ We think some of the trends from '05 will continue into '06, especially the trouble with SUVs.
BOB SCHULZ All development is deliberate. It's not just the hotel rooms but the meeting space, the food and bev...
BOB SCHULZ It's millions and millions of dollars. We know there's a lot of interest, it's just a matter of will...
BOB SCHULZ We set high demands and try to meet them. This team has great character, and they have a great work ...
BOB SCHULZ When you are successful, everyone comes in and tries to play their best game against you. That's har...
BOB SCHULZ I told the girls (at the beginning of this season) that you have to be very lucky, opportunistic and...
BOB SCHULZ Competitors aren't sitting still. Toyota continues to gain a percentage point of market share a year...
BOB SCHULZ Parading our own brilliance and exulting in other people's errors is not very nice. For that mat...
KATHRYN SCHULZ We expect WAN file services, network accelerators and remote vaulting to all get bigger in 2006.
GREG SCHULZ The sexual abuse of women inmates is torture, plain and simple. Shackling and medical neglect of wom...
WILLIAM SCHULZ Untie the hands of state and federal judges and prosecutors, ... Give them options other than turnin...
WILLIAM SCHULZ Across the Reich, the Gestapo recorded increased the
activity of anti-state elements. It’s ki...
ANTON SCHULZ The Macintosh storage market has been largely ignored by the major storage players. [Applied Micro C...
GREG SCHULZ This is a clear sign the rule of law can be an answer to terrorism.
ANDREAS SCHULZ It's like a big shredder. For every three (cubic) yards you put in, you get one back out.
GREG SCHULZ There must be protection for the little people. People working in the ports, the railway drivers, cr...
MARTIN SCHULZ Suffice it to say that Berlusconi would do best to resign,
MARTIN SCHULZ Markets have priced in a positive outcome of the elections.
MARTIN SCHULZ Mr. Koizumi's task is enormous and cannot wait,
MARTIN SCHULZ If (EU) member or candidate states actively contributed to, or connived in, illegal transports and t...
MARTIN SCHULZ The iceberg is already staring him in the face and he has time to avoid it. To be absolutely clear, ...
MARTIN SCHULZ Orbit insertion is 'make it or break it' time. You either do it or you don't, and if you don't, you'...
CINDY SCHULZ My ideal goal is to "mature" into childhood. That would be genuine maturity.
BRUNO SCHULZ You have ultra-nationalists, fascists and former communists in both these countries.
MARTIN SCHULZ We ask the Justice Department and the INS to abide by its own standards and by international human r...
WILLIAM SCHULZ We ask the Justice Department and the INS to abide by its own standards and by international human r...
WILLIAM SCHULZ With this spacecraft, we never had a quiet cruise to Mars. We didn't do just basic maintenance, we c...
CINDY SCHULZ She's got some severe burns and it's on her hands and feet, so she'll be in the burn unit for awhile...
MARK SCHULZ Our industry is heavily regulated, and with that we understand the challenges that we are up against...
BROOKE SCHULZ There is no way to know just how close (to a 100% customer response) we will get by Monday.
BROOKE SCHULZ To err is to wander and wandering is the way we discover the world and lost in thought it is the als...
KATHRYN SCHULZ Amnesty International calls today on foreign governments to uphold their obligations under internati...
WILLIAM SCHULZ He had the technical brilliance to put the pieces together on high-profile political cases. By 1996,...
ANDREAS SCHULZ The scale of China's human rights violations is staggering. The government of China regularly denies...
WILLIAM SCHULZ there is no dead matter," he taught us, "lifelessness is only a disguise behind which hide unknown f...
BRUNO SCHULZ And in some cases, at least, we know they are being mistreated, abused, tortured and even killed.
WILLIAM SCHULZ The U.S. is maintaining an archipelago of prisons around the world, many of them secret prisons, int...
WILLIAM SCHULZ It's no wonder that the United States was ousted from the United Nations human rights commission,
WILLIAM SCHULZ Any nation that is party to the Geneva Conventions ... is obligated under international law to inves...
WILLIAM SCHULZ