You can’t be beaten by something you laugh at.
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HARRY YOU Just look around; you can't help but laugh at something.
MIKE ROSS Just because you can laugh doesn’t mean you can’t tell the truth. Truth is often the jester.
ANONYMOUS Measurement is the first step that leads to control and eventually to improvement. If you can’t me...
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MARY LYNN RAJSKUB You can’t be a bad girl, unless you actually do something bad."
-Megan Barnett
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MARILYN MONROE “You can’t do what You ONLY never tried to do.”
MAGED MAHROUS If you can’t be happy and content by yourself then you shouldn’t be in a relationship.
EVAN SUTTER You can’t eliminate your past but you don’t have to be controlled by it.
SYLVAIN REYNARD You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.
RABINDRANATH TAGORE If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?
TIGER WOODS Look at the world around you...oh wait, you can’t see, because you are blinded by the utter falsen...
K.L When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
SOURCE UNKNOWN When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
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KAJOL if you laugh at pain than pain will laugh back so be wise about how you deal with pain
DELESHA SHANTAE BUFORD Good friends laugh at you, laugh with you, but never laugh behind your back.
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VIKRANT PARSAI In a world of complete economic equality, you get and keep the affections you deserve. You can’t b...
B.F. SKINNER wasting what little breath he did have laughing at himself. Because sometimes, that’s all you coul...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA I keep moving ahead, as always, knowing deep down inside that I am a good person and that I am worth...
JONATHAN HARNISCH Forget about being impressive and commit to being real. Because being real is impressive!
JONATHAN HARNISCH I have schizophrenia. I am not schizophrenia. I am not my mental illness. My illness is a part of me...
JONATHAN HARNISCH The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of the world but those who fight and w...
JONATHAN HARNISCH I’d wish it were easier to not allow other people’s pasts to create my own present.
JONATHAN HARNISCH There is something about being loved and protected by a parent (or guardian) knowing that I can be l...
JONATHAN HARNISCH Love me, hate me, hurt me or kill me. I keep fighting.
JONATHAN HARNISCH Pessimists try to convince you the world sucks, optimists already know it does and smile anyway.
JONATHAN HARNISCH You’ve got to reach bedrock to become depressed enough before you are forced to accept the reality...
JONATHAN HARNISCH How simple it is to acknowledge that all the worry in the world could not control the future. How si...
JONATHAN HARNISCH If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
EDWARD W. HOWE If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
UNKNOWN You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same
ABDULLAH AHMAD You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
JONATHAN DAVIS You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
JONATHAN DAVIS If you buy something which you can’t pay for, you will sell what you willingly wouldn’t.
VIKRANT PARSAI Only God, Jonathan and the baby know what happened. I think if they could find something, he'd (Fost...
KATIE ADAMS If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them an...
BILL COSBY If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if...
JOHN CLEESE Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
CRISS JAMI You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
JOHN DAVIS You laugh at me becuse I am different. I laugh at you becuse your all the same.
JONATHAN DAVIS When you can laugh about something, you know it is healed.
ALAN COHEN If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh abo...
MARIE OSMOND If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
ED HOWE Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
SHORT QUOTES You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
JAY LENO If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.
UNKNOWN You can’t push yourself forward by staying still
STEVEN MORETTI You may laugh at a friend's roof; don't laugh at his sleeping accommodation
KENYAN PROVERB Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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E. W. HOWE There must be something in books, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning ho...
RAY BRADBURY No half measures. Some things can’t be cut in half. You can’t half-love someone. You can’t hal...
MARK LAWRENCE I wanted to give you a victory. But by their essential nature triumphs can’t be given.
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD The gods want you to laugh and above all they want you to laugh at them.
MARTY RUBIN You can’t stop the rain by worrying about it.
TADAHIKO NAGAO If you can't move independently then you can’t move at all.
BRIAN JOHNSON You can’t just be. You have to become.
DOMINIC RICCITELLO Just don’t ever think you deserve to be beaten.
GAIL TSUKIYAMA If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
ANONYMOUS Be the initiator of things you wish to see, but can’t see. Be the originator of things you wish yo...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR It is OK to laugh at others ONLY if you can laugh at yourself, your faults, your imperfections first...
DIANA RAQUEL SAINZ If you learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be entertained for a lifetime.
LEE MCLAUGHLIN You can’t just decide to be happy.”
“No, you can’t. But you can sure as hell dec...
LEV GROSSMAN The universe only laughs at you when you can't laugh at yourself.
DOMINIC C. HOWARTH You can't take away any one particular thing. If you could, somebody would have beaten them by now.
MICHAEL HUFF The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by Clary Fray, Aged 1...
CASSANDRA CLARE Laugh not once at one's misfortune for one will laugh twice as much at you later.
KAZI SHAMS You may laugh at people for what they do, but never laugh at what they are.
VIKRANT PARSAI You can’t judge a woman by her clothes, insufficient evidences!
VIKRANT PARSAI You can’t understand hard things merely by doing hard work.
VIKRANT PARSAI It s funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one.
CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI Devote today to something so daring even you can’t believe you’re doing it.
OPRAH WINFREY I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because its the only thing that'll m...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN You have within you, something magical. It can’t be seen. It can only be felt from within. But it ...
TONI SORENSON Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by.
ROBERT PLANT "THANK YOU" Be fit. You can’t go the distance in your business when you can’t go the distance with your body...
DAN WALDSCHMIDT You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down ...
TINA FEY You enjoy it more if you can laugh at it.
SOURCE UNKNOWN You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
JAY LENO You don't have to have long hair to be a Rock star, but it helps." - Jonathan Fox
ELIZABETH CORVA I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself
HARRY EMERSON FOSDICK You can’t win unless you try to win, but you can lose by trying not to lose.
JACK CAMPBELL You can’t get lost if you have nowhere to be.
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And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT A prince, the moment he is crown'd,
Inherits every virtue sound,
As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking
what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends
We first consult our private ends;
While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT