You can't afford to get your tests done, ... I went in to an insurance company ... I had a wife and kid and everything ... they tripled my premium. They still say if you die of cancer, they aren't covering you. It's a humiliating experience.

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In my view, the standardized tests we'd want to distribute on a national level simply do not exist.

I'll tell ya this: I come from an educated family. My father was an attorney representing blue collar workers, and my uncle was a chemical engineer... on my mom's side, all my uncles were engineers - all ten of them.

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I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then into being a live performer - what I do now; virtually that's what I am: I'm a live entertainer.

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I stay in Jersey - it's home, man. It's home. And I think that's the foundation of the true strength of the communities where we live in America.

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