You can't satirise darts, because it's hyper-real as it is; there's already enough over-the-top madness to it.

I'm always watching people over a short time frame, putting them in an extreme position. Sometimes you don't see the humanity in a person because the time frame is so short and the circumstance so extreme.

I've eaten ice cream from all over the world, but until you've tasted Graham's from Geneva, Illinois, you haven't had ice cream at all.

I think young writers should get other degrees first, social sciences, arts degrees or even business degrees. What you learn is research skills, a necessity because a lot of writing is about trying to find information.

I don't want everything to be flowery perfection. I like it there to be a charge behind it, you know?

If you're going to do something that's going to cause offence to people, you're always going to get a reaction.