You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent.

It's rare to read a half-hour script that actually makes you laugh,

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

What more can you ask for than to see a ballgame in spring?

The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're through. With a 90-minute feature, you've got to stop the laughter and then pick it up again, which is tough.

To preach more than half an hour, a man should be an angel himself or have angels for hearers.