You can't help but be scrutinized, so I might as well be doing something while I'm being scrutinized.

You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.

I think I've always been good so God wouldn't strike me dead.

First she starts out kind of nice and then she gets a little revengeful, and then she's back to her old nasty self.

Everything needs to be worked on,

First of all, I would like to clear the air on one thing. Alison has slept with more men than Amanda; Sydney has slept with more men than Amanda; I think Matt has slept with more men than Amanda.