You can't be faulted for being selfish if you're going to get better because of it.

You want to know why Barbra Streisand is so difficult? Because she's brilliant. She's a brilliant entertainer, she's a brilliant lady, and she's a wonderful human being, and the community doesn't like it.

When you get a question like, 'Did you like meeting Her Majesty?' 'No, I thought she was a slob.' I mean, what are you going to say... The mischief comes into me when I'm doing a Q&A, I'm 9 years old again. I don't get mad. I do get offended.

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.