You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

You are Mrs. Reagan because Mr. Reagan loves you with all his heart.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.

To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will.