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You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets. They’re all lying on benches in Trafalgar Square with hernias and cans of Special Brew.


Garry Crystal

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GARRY KASPAROV The guy's the real deal. He obviously had the stage presence and the sex appeal and all that sort of...
GARRY BEERS Every listing in the system is geo-coded by ZIP code at the very least. We add integrated maps from ...
GARRY WISEMAN Our location will take full advantage of the I-15, St. Rose Parkway, and Las Vegas Boulevard corrido...
GARRY GOETT When I edit, I'm not from the school of Hello, I'm a genius, so everybody shut up. I'm from the scho...
GARRY MARSHALL In both cases, he did it with very strong bipartisan backing. But they wrongly and foolishly extrapo...
GARRY SOUTH I'm ashamed by what I did at the end of this match, ... But so be it.
GARRY KASPAROV I'm just going to have to turn it up a notch, and get out, knock on doors and tell my story. My stor...
GARRY THOMAS Comic-strip artists generally have very modest ambitions. Day to day, we labor to fit together all t...
GARRY TRUDEAU Anne Hathaway is a klutz,
GARRY MARSHALL That's why Arnold has loaded up his campaign with a bunch of Bush-Cheney operatives. They really und...
GARRY SOUTH The phrase "it's better to be lucky than good" must be one of the most ridiculous homilies ever utte...
GARRY KASPAROV He wasn't going after just one person because he was letting off all these rounds. Everybody was coo...
GARRY WILL The Paper Sculpture Show
GARRY WINOGRAND Laverne and Shirley.
GARRY MARSHALL I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING The only successor to President Putin is President Putin himself and we could of course dream about ...
GARRY KASPAROV Project Grand Slam.
GARRY MARSHALL When you're young, with less on the line, it's easier to be audacious, to experiment. So I i...
GARRY TRUDEAU Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will be in real danger of being prosecuted for...
GARRY KASPAROV Rare is the person who has it all, and enjoys it all. It is only when the 'All' is in peril do we en...
GARRY FITCHETT Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of m...
GARRY SHANDLING It's so needed to bring God into politics.
BRIAN GARRY They don't feel any obligation to the world, but that's not what the Bible and Jesus say.
BRIAN GARRY Delaying and withholding tactics, red herrings, partial and doubtful outcomes are stock in trade for...
GARRY DISHER We've had a teen card system here for 10 or 15 years. In the last week we've issued eight of them. W...
GARRY SMITH The advantage of a permanent emergency for the executive is that even trivial things can routinely b...
GARRY WILLS There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page tha...
GARRY TRUDEAU I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with -...
GARRY SHANDLING One of the strengths, and weaknesses, of liberal democratic societies is giving the benefit of the d...
GARRY KASPAROV We probably shouldn't mention the time we brought it in the house and put it in the great room when ...
DAN GARRY The human mind isn’t a computer; it cannot progress in an orderly fashion down a list of candidate...
GARRY KASPAROV My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, mea...
GARRY SHANDLING