You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

You can be socially accepted and tell the truth about what it is to be a woman.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.

I've learnt that you tend most to make a div of yourself when you're trying to cover up the fact that you don't know what you're doing. And that simply saying 'I don't know what I'm doing' is a massive relief.