You can be anything you want to be, as long as you believe in yourself.

Is not he? I had him along for his books and potions, and kept him for his character. Profundities of disgruntled sentiments, injured spirits, wounded affection, bitterness, marginality, disdain of establishment—I knew we should get on famously.

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit.

I have a pirate fetish - I just always thought eye patches were sexy.

You look like a really well-dressed pirate carting around an ugly treasure chest.

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator.