Terry Pratchett
Related I was cursed with age, really. You do that stupid thing at 12 years old when you say something and i... TOM FELTON DOUGLAS ADAMS CHARLES DICKENS MILAN KUNDERA ANNE RICE APRILYNNE PIKE It's not her fault she can't cook."RHYS BOWEN J.M. BARRIE LEMONY SNICKET MARGARET ATWOOD J.K. ROWLING Do you like flowers, Lady Eleanor?"MEGAN FRAMPTON MELINA MARCHETTA DOUGLAS ADAMS You don't know what it's like to grow up with a mother who never said a positive thing in her life, ... JUNOT DíAZ PATRICIA BRIGGS OSCAR WILDE You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for t... SHERMAN ALEXIE C. S. LEWIS MITCH ALBOM DAN KENNEDY KURT VONNEGUT CASSANDRA CLARE A.A. MILNE JOHN GREEN NICOLE KRAUSS How are the Indians on cats?"PHILIPP MEYER TOM WATSON CASSANDRA CLARE RICK RIORDAN I would not hurt you, little man,' he said.FLANN O'BRIEN RENEE AHDIEH CECELIA AHERN HUGH LAURIE The one thing is that they haven't had a whole lot of coaching. So it's kind of like when you say so... BRIAN BERGER GEORGE R.R. MARTIN One day fly was buzzing around and saw feather .Fly said hi feather remember me thought i would say ... GARY F EVANS... CORRIE TEN BOOM ...JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE CASSANDRA CLARE SARAH DESSEN HARUKI MURAKAMI MARIE LU MELISSA MARR LEWIS CARROLL J.K. ROWLING Hey,” Watney said over the radio, “I've got an idea.”ANDY WEIR PERVEZ MUSHARRAF Did you say all that you meant toMARGO T. ROSE JIM DALE L. FRANK BAUM DOUGLAS ADAMS YANN MARTEL Daniel, he said. I would have you follow me.ELIZABETH GEORGE SPEARE SAINT AUGUSTINE AGATHA CHRISTIE TERRY PRATCHETT Each time I've covered for Sophie, I've got pregnant myself. I've emailed her saying, please don't h... MISHAL HUSAIN SARAH REES BRENNAN Mendanbar took a deep breath. “You could stay here. At the castle, I mean. With me.” This wasn�... PATRICIA C. WREDE Saffron, how are you?" Logan asks and he sounds genuinely interested. How am I? Small talk, right. L.A. FIORE WhEN SOmEonE ASkS yOU For A SweeT NEvEr Say U AInt HUNgery!! Its Dogs Who EAt FOr HUnger PeoplE Eat ... MONIKA SINGH RAY BRADBURY CASSANDRA CLARE SIDONIE GABRIELLE COLETTE SIDONIE GABRIELLE COLETTE RAINBOW ROWELL JOSS WHEDON All Julie has to do is explain to her friends that she's using it to individually seal each item tha... LEE GOLDBERG RICK RIORDAN I told you everything I know", said the messenger. Arin had gone to his childhood suite, feeling anx... MARIE RUTKOSKI TERRY PRATCHETT EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY CASSANDRA CLARE TAHEREH MAFI KATHY GRIFFIN Dear Deborah,LISA WINGATE ALLEGRA GOODMAN KATE DICAMILLO I was a Reagan backer. It was a shock for some people that I could agree with anything that man woul... NEIL YOUNG Lovely was my compliment. Could you not come up with your own?"LYNSAY SANDS C.S. LEWIS LEO TOLSTOY Suenos. Dulces Suenos.RAFAEL ALVAREZ FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY LISA KLEYPAS JOHN SCALZI KURT VONNEGUT KURT VONNEGUT JR. JOHN GREEN SALMAN RUSHDIE Eros mumbled something.MARIE PHILLIPS CASSANDRA CLARE ISAAC ASIMOV But we think that if a human were to violate conventional causality—'DEXTER PALMER KIERA CASS SUZANNE COLLINS Miss Mackintosh waved her arms wildly.E.F. BENSON SARAH J. MAAS NEIL GAIMAN
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It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
It was the shadow of Some one who had gone by long before: of Some one who had gone on far away quit... 
The girl was grateful to the young man for every bit of flattery; she wanted to linger for a moment ... 
What I don't understand about you is this, she said. You hold to your old belief in goodness with a ... 
-What's so funny?"
It is the custom of every good mother after her children are asleep to rummage in their minds and pu... 
If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends."
Falling in love, we said; I fell for him. We were falling women. We believed in it, this downward mo... 
Are you sure that’s a real spell?’ said the girl. ‘Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve t... 
How would you like it if I said to you, 'It kills me to say this, but you're actually a tiny bit bea... 
All right," said Ford. "How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford at all, but from a... 
Wolves eat coyotes," Gordon said[...] If he weren't an old man, I had some rude things I could have ... 
Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden."
...that people often say about Him: "I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't... 
For a while, we just ate like that, a sick old man, a healthy, younger man, both absorbing the quiet... 
Yeah, but it was kind of neat, too. I said to myself, 'Yep, there's the old man. You could hear him ... 
Well, I know," she said. "You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the... 
In that case" Tessa said, feeling hot blood rise to her face,"I think I would prefer it if you calle... 
Piglet said that Tigger was very Bouncy, and that if they could think of a way of unbouncing him, it... 
I just held her hand and tried to imagine the world without us and for about one second I was a good... 
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I was on the phone with Marsha, who said the doctor had diagnosed him with ALS. I said, 'Gosh, my fe... 
You know," Cecily said, "you really didn't have to throw that man through the window."
Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as fa... 
Shahrzad, 
My dear Rosie,
There once was a man who went to see a psychiatrist, crippled by a fear of flying. His phobia was ba... 
How could I not love him, after that? That is not to say that I approved of all he did, or much enjo... 
...suddenly I was afraid of what Father would say. Afraid he would say, "There'll be someone else so... 
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I made up my mind I was going to find someone who would love me unconditionally three hundred and si... 
Said the man to the sun, "How I wish you could shine your light on every day of my life!"
you're @ home?"She could hear him moving around..."I'll let you go then."
Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
Are you threatening me, sir?” he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare.
Let me say with total sincerity that I never said that, and it has been misquoted, ... These are not... 
I was immersed completely in the 'Harry Potter' world. I recognized that this was something exceptio... 
I cannot understand why you should wish to leave this beautiful country and go back to the dry, gray... 
I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no... 
What a terrible thing it is to botch a farewell. I am a person who believes in form, in the harmony ... 
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I really cannot understand the point of what you're saying. Really,' said Clotilde, looking at her. ... 
Its funny," said Vena. "I never knew I had the talent, but people will come miles for my dumplings."... 
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Is suffering so very serious? I have come to doubt it. It may be quite childish, a sort of undignifi... 
Is suffering so very serious? I have come to doubt it. It may be quite childish, a sort of undignifi... 
I love you," he said.
I also felt that Ron and Hermione would have gotten divorced. I'm sorry, I just do. The end of Harry... 
Very slowly, using only two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it... 
Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;
So she told me a story. A story about a boy who was born with very green eyes, and the man who was s... 
A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had... 
Dear Deborah,
Jess gazed at the apples arranged in all their colors: russet, blushing pink, freckled gold. She cas... 
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I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: ... 
One of the commonest and most generally accepted delusions is that every man can be qualified in som... 
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I forced myself to take another bite of bread, chewing casually. But inside I felt stricken, filled ... 
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