you are the center of the universe....but so is everyone else. the universe does not do things one at a time, it does everything to everyone at the same time.

everything in the universe that happens TO you, happens FOR you.

Everything is real. This means that all the movies and books you have ever read or seen along with everything you or anyone else has imagined is all real. Zombies, demons, hellraiser, hellboy, and killer machines are all real, they just haven’t happened yet. So we better start working on all the good stuff like super-powered humans, iron man, the avengers, and interstellar travel before time catches up with reality and we lose our chance for this universal cycle.

a soul is the energy created by the recombination of matter in a space that has the exact material makeup and dimensions as you.

human beings are multiverse fusion reactions.

radioactive decay indicates that the matter within a universe has reached a LFL (search "steve bullock" for this term) that exceeds the limits of its universe.