You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
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Related You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone e... CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic... CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake, you are the same organic decaying matter as everything ... TYLER DURDEN You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive.... CHUCK PALAHNIUK We don't know all the truth! We only know all the lies! ANTHONY T.HINCKS We are all part of the same rainbow. We are all reflections of each other. As unique and diverse as ... SUZY KASSEM Don't belive what others tell you. You belive in what you belive; there is nothing better. LYNDA HERNANDEZ The soul that is within me no man can degrade. FREDERICK DOUGLAS I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. KEANU REEVES Seek always for the answer within. Be not influenced by those around you, by their thoughts or their... EILEEN CADDY The thing I realize is, that it's not what you take, it's what you leave. JENNIFER NIVEN If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art... ANSARI No more duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty ... EDWIN HUBBEL CHAPIN Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Conceits and Caprices. J. PETIT-SENN You can say that you dont care what anyone thinks about you, but in the end, its all that really mat... TIFFANY GARLAND Because of what you have done the heavens have become a part of man's world. And as you talk to us f... RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON I have never been contained except I made the prison. MARY EVANS The only thing I leave alone is the ceiling, because white contains all the wavelengths of the visib... JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES I don’t need to worry that Finch and I never filmed our wanderings. It’s okay that we didn’t c... JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES The Nest Houses aren’t there. It’s dark by the time I stop in downtown New Harmony, with its bri... JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES Right now, he crosses his arms and frowns at me. “Is it true you almost drowned Roamer... JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES It’s okay to laugh, you know. The earth’s not going to split open. You’re not going to hell. B... JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES The thing is, there are good days and bad days. I feel almost guilty saying they aren't all bad. JENNIFER NIVEN You are all the colors in one, at full brightness. JENNIFER NEVIN If that blue could stay for ever; if that hole could remain for ever." There was nothing to make him... JENNIFER NIVEN The Snowflake Charm Be As Unique As A Snowflake: Embrace All Your Dimensions VIOLA SHIPMAN Not," Swift said firmly, "for all the tea in China." "That expression has never made sense to m... LISA KLEYPAS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Our trade opens to all the world. EZRA STILES He treated everyone the same way. It didn't matter if someone was a great player or not. They were t... DON BRANKLEY I couldn’t peel my eyes off her face or her body. Even if she had asked me not to follow her, I wo... ANGELA RICHARDSON I walk through the black Indiana night, under a ceiling of stars, and think about the phrase "elegan... JENNIFER NIVEN When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of. FRANCESCO TOTTI You are not a special snowflake. SOPHIA AMORUSO Services need a clear focus. The problem is that [agencies] are not all singing from the same hymn s... DAVID BOLTON When the fishmongers are all buying at the same price, you can bet they were all drinking at the sam... ROBERT JORDAN You should not have any special fondness for a particular weapon, or anything else, for that matter.... MIYAMOTO MUSASHI I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God a... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Things change everyday. With each new dawn, it is not the same world as before. And you’re not the... HARUKI MURAKAMI You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's not the same alphabet, and not at all the same as a romance language. DEBBIE GUZZI There were times when it seemed to him that the different parts of him were not all under the same m... RUSSELL HOBAN The world system wide reality is the competitive dog-eat-dog war of all against all (à la Hobbes), ... ANDRé GUNDER FRANK We dream that we're all different. The reality is that we're all not. ANTHONY T. HINCKS The world, as transformed by this creative deed, is better than it would have been had all else rema... JOSIAH ROYCE In a day and age where it seems like women want to be with unstable, psychotic, manipulative freaks;... C. JOYBELL C. The great thing about this life of ours is that you can be someone different to everybody. JENNIFER NIVEN Lovely is a lovely word that should be used more often. JENNIFER NIVEN If a song's meant to stay around, you carry it with you in your bones. JENNIFER NIVEN When all are talking, no one is probably listening; but if no one is speaking then perhaps all are o... ANUJ SOMANY Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS Because if we were all the same, then we would all share the same weaknesses. NICK If security is standard across the country, if they're all using the same kinds of equipment and all... CHARLES SLEPIAN They're sensational! HARRY STYLES If need is the mother of all inventions, then curiosity is its genetic father undoubtedly. ANUJ SOMANY While majority find business in berating the spoilt brat “Problem” for distressing and disturbin... ANUJ SOMANY To be Thankful to someone who has helped change your life for ever is a small consolation for what t... GARY F EVANS... I need to learn bigger words and do those (things). GREAT APE Everything about Andrew was hot, from the hands holding him down to the mouth steadily taking Neil a... NORA SAKAVIC Tony Bennett and me are all the same... and he's still singing. I don't know what else to do... JOHNNY MATHIS I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God... CHUCK PALAHNIUK The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... NEIL GAIMAN The downfall of the attempts of governments and leaders to unite mankind is found in this- in the wr... C. JOYBELL C. All TV shows are basically part of the same storyline. LAUREN GRAHAM There were thousands and thousands of forms of joy in the world, but that all were essentially one a... MICHAEL ENDE When anybody, no matter how old they are, loses a parent, I think it hurts the same as if you were o... SHERMAN ALEXIE As a citizen of the world, I will not confine myself within the gates of one nation or religion. I w... SUZY KASSEM All are unique films that you will not likely see anywhere else. JOSHUA ABBEY It does not matter who scores. We will celebrate all the same, RONALDO Sometimes the greatest things happen when they have no rhyme or reason to. Life and logic might be a... JAMIE SCHOFFMAN It's not just my award. It's something we all share as a staff and the players. We were all part of ... BRIAN HARRIGAN When people say all politicians are the same, ask yourself if Obama was the same as Bush, if Francoi... EDI RAMA Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo... ELLEN WRIGHT I don't live life to be different. I live life to be the same. ANTHONY T.HINCKS Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list. CHAUCER who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody. J.D. SALINGER You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that, oil and w... RAYMOND CHANDLER We weren't friends[...]We were more like jigsaw pieces, each of us part of the same big picture. The... LEMONY SNICKET The language can be different, but the emotional lives are the same no matter whether you're doi... ARI GRAYNOR Pretending something doesn't matter doesn't make it matter less. JENNIFER LYNN BARNES Sense of beauty, perception, and the mathematical universe are all part of the same texture. NEETI SINHA We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ... HECTOR GARCIA This is courtship all the world over - the man all tongue; the woman all ears. EMILY MURPHY Be your own person, don't follow the crowd, and above all, stand out. BEN OAK Have patience with all things, But, first of all with yourself. SAINT FRANCIS DE SALES He was comparing you to the butterflies that you both adore and cherish, and he said you were specia... CECELIA AHERN They're all different. It's artwork. No matter what you order, it's not going to be the same. DONNA BAKER It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line. CHUCK PALAHNIUK The problem with people is they forget that most of the time it's the small things that count. JENNIFER NIVEN The problem with people is they forget that most of the time it's the small things that count. Every... JENNIFER NIVEN True terror isn’t being scared; it’s not having a choice on the matter. JOHN GREEN She was so mean that she even killed her own name, and now people just pointed to her. MAGGIE STIEFVATER I is the hardest word to define. JOHN GREEN Break hearts, not promises. JOHN GREEN We did not all come over on the same ship, but we are all in the same boat. BERNARD BARUCH It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. BILL COSBY It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful BILL COSBY Not all new ventures are at the same stage of maturity. STEVE BLANK We were on the same page all day. DALLAS MARTIN Figure skating is theatrical, and a part of it is wearing costumes. My costumes were very over-the-t... JOHNNY WEIR
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