Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Yes, I'm a real southern boy.

I was red, white and blue before it was cool.

The red ribbon is to make the spirits happy.

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.