Y'all don't give me any respect! Don't you realize today is my fake birthday?

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Today you are fulfilling another year of life and I will do everything to make it a memorable day for you.

The day of your birthday is the one I expect the most in the year because I love to surprise you and do everything for us to enjoy wonderful moments together. God bless you today and always and may all your goals come true.

May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you.

God bless you today and always and may all your goals come true.