Writing? Pshhh, this is art.

When life gives you boredom, give it your insanity.

Writing fiction is the act of weaving a series of lies to arrive at a greater truth.

A good novel, one which entices the author as much as it beckons the reader.

It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.