Writing is very much a playground; an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do.
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Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do.
SHANIA TWAIN This is a very serious thing. This is not a child's playground.
DON JORDAN We are disappointed with the study results. The children of America deserve an 'A' playground; most ...
DONNA THOMPSON We market Shania [Twain] like a pop star because she is a pop star internationally.
DAVID LORY Because Ireland is an island, it can be a playground for spectrum.
LINDA DOYLE The first album I owned was probably a Backstreet Boys album, and shortly after was Shania Twain.
CASSADEE POPE The old (playground) was boring. You couldn't do anything.
DEMETRIUS WATSON Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess.
MELISSA LEO Consistency is the playground of dull minds.
YUVAL NOAH HARARI Consistency is the playground of dull minds
YUVAL NOAH HARARI Twitter is the Devil's playground.
ALBERT BROOKS The playground is really exciting. The old one was boring. You couldn't do anything.
DEMETRIUS WATSON It was an unofficial playground, not permitted and not appropriate.
JOE O'KEEFE When you study history in American schools, very rarely is the name John Brown mentioned. We know wh...
JAMES MCBRIDE It's our ideal playground, Maybe we should have cut it back. But, no, it's our dream, and this is ou...
MONICA KA'AUWAI The barn was our playground.
ANNE HALME The world is a playground, and life is pushing my swing.
NATALIE KOCSIS I have always had the sea as my playground.
ALEXANDER DALE OEN The world is your playground. Why aren't you playing?
ELLIE KATZ We're doing everything we can to make this a playground for devices.
CHRISTOPHER SACCA Dreams are the playground of unicorns
UNKNOWN The mind is an absolute playground, once you get off the swing and let someone else have a turn.
STEVE RAY COLLINS What's great about working on a sitcom is that I spend so much time with people who are in other...
OLIVIA HOLT The main thing about how playground equipment is built anymore is they try to keep stuff lower to th...
BOB WILLIAMS Life is a playground and a laboratory; avoid neglecting one for the other.
T.F. HODGE I like to turn the venue into a jungle gym, into my playground.
TORY LANEZ She [Shania Twain] brought a whole other fan base to country music with her sound, the way the video...
FAITH HILL A playground/water park are becoming a popular item.
GARY WARR The car laid enough rubber to build a playground on.
KRIS HUEN If Aphrodite chills at home in Cyprus for most of the year, then Fez must be the goddess’s playgro...
RAQUEL CEPEDA The perimeter of the playground will remain as it was, ... I do not anticipate any other changes to ...
DONALD BLACK A good director makes a playground and allows you to play.
MARTIN LANDAU Try and fit in in a New Zealand playground with an Armagh accent - it doesn't work.
SAM NEILL While I was backstage before presenting the Best New Artist award, I talked to George Strait for a w...
TAYLOR SWIFT To me, the school has grown so much in the last four years. Our playground is just another classroom...
HEATHER MILLER Yet among all the distractions and diversions of a planet which now seemed well on the way to becomi...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE I grew up on 'S.N.L.,' doing all the sketches on the playground.
CECILY STRONG Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them.
ANDREW LOCHART My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires.
BIG SMO The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground.
G. K. CHESTERTON The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground.
GILBERT K. CHESTERTON Like a kid on a playground, he said, 'Well, that is awesome. This is terrific research.'
JEFF CHRISTIAN But I want it to start operating again quickly. It should not become a playground.
MAHMUD ABBAS can still sit on a park bench in a playground all day.
CHRIS DANIELS I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my pl...
PANCHATAPA GOSWAMI We applaud Burger King Corp. for launching this program to replace these nets and improve playground...
ANN BROWN We applaud Burger King Corp. for launching this program to replace these nets and improve playground...
ANN BROWN We were able to talk to several witnesses at the playground.
JAMES GILL On a bad day, I have mood swings - but on a good day, I have the whole mood playground
CHARLES ROSENBLUM From the very moment of Kanga's appearance the pastoral playground is overshadowed by doubt and guil...
FREDERICK C. CREWS Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the gam...
BILLY BOB THORNTON It has always been, and still is, my intention to build a playground in Central Park.
DIANA ROSS When I was a kid, I was more interested in beating up boys on the playground than practicing music.
ELLEN HOLLMAN My music comes from country music. Merle Haggard is God, and I do believe that. I'm not too tune...
LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III We used to come down and play on the playground on holidays.
JOY KING I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, whi...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON If I'm alone too long I think too much, and I'm not interested in doing that. That won't lead anywhe...
LISA MARIE PRESLEY The thing I think I'm missing the most is she was so much fun.
LESLIE HOWLE Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the...
BILLY BOB THORNTON We're cleaning up trash and debris and preparing the playground equipment for painting.
BRENDA JOHNSON They're going to fall off of playground equipment no matter what the circumstances,
HAL STRATTON Falling in love is sudden, easy, and fun. It’s like a child going down a playground slide. Falling...
JAYDEN HUNTER He can play defense at that position, and he can score. He is a playground legend in Chicago.
DANNY AINGE I hope you will understand that architecture has nothing to do with the inventions of forms. It is n...
LUDWIG MIES VAN DER ROHE They have been very accommodating over the past six years. They give us tons of space and access to ...
COLETTE JENSON My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
JAY LONDON 'Our Dream Playground' is a new online project planner designed to help you build the playgr...
DARELL HAMMOND Some of the playground equipment that's out there has been there for 50 years.
DONNA THOMPSON To leave Afghanistan as a playground for terrorists and adventurers was simply not possible anymore.
LAKHDAR BRAHIMI [So begins] Playground: A Childhood Lost Inside the Playboy Mansion, ... John Belushi screwing one o...
JENNIFER SAGINOR That is our game, that's how we played. We're an up-tempo team. If they can play with us, then we'll...
BRANDON POWELL I tried to instill a realness into them. I wanted to do this from a black point of view. I wanted to...
AARON MCGRUDER I was always a very quirky kid. I remember very early like fourth or fifth grade doing pratfalls to ...
BUSY PHILIPPS Montana is one big playground for scouts. I don't think you'll find a Boy Scout troop with more camp...
JOE COCO In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases b...
DARELL HAMMOND It involved playground equipment that wasn't attached to a building. If it involves a structure like...
DAN DONOHOE It's like the whole park becomes a playground and there happens to be a ball game going on.
JEFF CALHOUN New York's a big playground. I have a bike, and I'm really into just being outside. Especial...
CHACE CRAWFORD They simply forced open the door which gave way fairly easily. It almost became a playground for the...
DAVID HOLMES I grew up in western Oregon, just outside Eugene, on 27 wooded acres that served as my playground.
BENJAMIN PERCY You could hear the wind in the leaves, and on that wind traveled the screams of the kids on the play...
JOHN GREEN I grew up here. These parks and hills were my playground, and I can't believe I never noticed these ...
GARY DARLING New York can get on top of you if you don't have much money, but if you have money, it's kin...
DOUGLAS BRUNT Life, a game; you, a player; earth, a playground; money, your score; God, umpire; death, out of game...
VIKRANT PARSAI We've finally come of age. I think that Canada has finally started to build its own star system, wit...
ALLAN REID I am playing in a playground that's already been played in. I am always aware that a lot of the ...
ALASTAIR REYNOLDS What we do is ridiculous! I think that even when what I'm doing is serious, even when I'm no...
DAVID THEWLIS I loved practical jokes. I loved being goofy on the playground, and I loved doing silly cartoons, bu...
STEVE BREEN I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firin...
EMO PHILIPS Our playground equipment is sitting over there now in storage. Once everything is in place, the recr...
GEORGANNE KIRVEN If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skii...
TYLER HAMILTON My dad was dean of fine arts at the university. I was casting bronzes in the school foundry. I was u...
MAYA LIN Clearly, if you can't live within 1,000 feet of (a) playground, it doesn't stop you from driving in,
BARRY LEWIS We look for creative and innovative designs. We want every playground in the city to be different.
DENNIS DAY It (the playground) will allow the whole family to play together, regardless of any disabilities wit...
LISA MUNOZ All that chatter you hear from yuppie parents at the playground about how expensive it is to 'do...
TUCKER CARLSON City staff is recommending that it be a no-go. But from Olivia's perspective, we're open to some sor...
HELEN KENNEDY If I'm alone too long I think too much, and I'm not interested in doing that. That won't...
LISA MARIE PRESLEY My playground was the theatre. I'd sit and watch my mother pretend for a living. As a young girl, th...
GWYNETH PALTROW My playground was the theatre. I'd sit and watch my mother pretend for a living. As a young girl, t...
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