Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

Sometimes I think [my writing] sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

Never sit staring at a blank page or screen. If you find yourself stuck, write. Write about the scene you're trying to write. Writing about is easier than writing, and chances are, it will give you your way in.

Not intending to be funny: I sit at the keyboard, put my fingers on the keys and go. To me, it's the real secret of writing. Put yourself in front of the screen or the blank sheet of paper and get to work.