Women would rather be right than reasonable

I prefer to forget both pairs of glasses and pass my declining years saluting strange women and grandfather clocks.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.