Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.

New York City has finally hired women to pick up the garbage, which makes sense to me, since, as I've discovered, a good bit of being a woman consists of picking up garbage.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier

All of the qualities that you need to be a good opinion columnist tend to be qualities that aren't valued in women.

Ignorant free speech often works against the speaker. That is one of several reasons why it must be given rein instead of suppressed.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him