Women make the world go round; men turn it upside down.

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.