Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

From the American newspapers you'd think America was populated solely by naked women and cinema stars.

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing.

I married beneath me - all women do.

I married beneath me; all women do.