Women cant help but be on their mobiles all day, BUT if they go out funny how the dam thing stays at home. don't they realise its MOBILE, means you can take it places, other then the house.

no matter if you try to be funny, there will always be someone to kick you down. so not fair

Trust is very important in life and when people think is funny to abuse it should not have happiness and love or someone who really cares for them.

Every man has a demon in the closet, but most women want them to bring it out in the bedroom

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

My friend, even though, calls charges, network availability and a customer service of your mobile operator is good, still if you find another operator attractive, then it must be a seven-year itch.