Woman Is the Nigger of the World.

This nigger, he's a stunt master!

AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way.

You are not even a nigger. You are African,

When I was a young man, I had a mentor on women and he said when you meet a woman that you think you like, don't ask her for a drink. Take her out for a bowl of soup. Because a woman who can enjoy a bowl of soup is bound to be more interesting.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.