Without goofy people we wouldn't know laughter.

People who don't listen only pay attention when you call them by their name

Winning the lottery for a husband is like a wife saying, "Honey you just continue to watch the game, I'll take out the garbage

Why exercise to increase the amount of heart beats as our heart only has a certain amount of beats to begin with

If it is made by man it is flawed. If it is made by God, you're screwed!

I wish today would never end but tomorrow will be a new beginning