With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.
William Lloyd Garrison
Related With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quar... WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON If men will not be governed by God, they will be ruled by tyrants. WILLIAM PENN Men must be governed by God, or they will be ruled by tyrants. WILLIAM PENN Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants WILLIAM PENN Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants. WILLIAM PENN I've had four amazing men in my life, very strong, powerful, wonderful men. I certainly will hav... CHERYL TIEGS I certainly worry and feel uncomfortable that people I have very little in common with politically w... BJORN LOMBORG Why should I ask the wise men: Whence is my beginning? I am busy with the thought: Where will be my ... MUHAMMAD IQBAL Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change... ALBERT EINSTEIN Einstein - the greatest Jew since Jesus. I have no doubt that Einstein's name will still be remember... J. B. S. HALDANE I will not choose what many men desire,
Because I will not jump with common spirits
And rank m... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I will not compare myself with others, nor them with me. I will appreciate myself and others for wha... GAIL BLANKE If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I don't want them. I want men ... DAVID LIVINGSTONE William Lloyd Garrison was up there with Frederick Douglass being thrown off trains and going throug... RAND PAUL The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by... JEFF COOPER I may fall here in the Senate chamber, but I will. never make any compromise with any such men. BENJAMIN F. WADE If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I don't want them. I want ... DAVID LIVINGSTONE Show me the leader and I will know his men. Show me the men and I will know their leader. ARTHUR W. NEWCOMB Lots of people are moving out, ... I'm not the type to move out. I won't move out. Where would I go?... PATRICIA GREEN [Referring to the imprisonment of Oscar Wilde] ... Will civilization never reach humane ideals? Will... FRANK HARRIS I can only bow to the will of the heaven, but not to the will of these men. EIJI YOSHIKAWA With reasonable leaders the world will be a reasonable place. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself. MAE WEST If I go outside, I will be prepared but you inside and outside will stuck again and again without a ... DEYTH BANGER If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you... ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you... FRANCIS OF ASSISI If men have easy access to divorce, many will choose it thoughtlessly. They may not gain true happin... TOM COTTON The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the m... LEONARDO DA VINCI I believe that all men and women will be saved. PAT BUCKLEY I want to play four years so they won't waste snaps with me. I think it will be the best fit for me. BILL SHIRK William Shakespeare: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die. MARC NORMAN I will cross the border; set across the ocean. I will break down walls; reject rules just to be with... S. O'SDAE Resolved, That the compact which exists between the North and the
South is a covenant with death an... WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON And have they fixed the where, and when?
And shall Trelawny die?
Here's thirty thousand Cornis... ROBERT STEPHEN HAWKER Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. MAE WEST I hope that whoever takes over as captain will feel I can make a contribution in the dressing room a... NICK KNIGHT If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity,... FRANCIS OF ASSISI I look around and see so much fear, people getting more and more comfortable with their hate, more a... SCOTT STABILE I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen. HELEN FIELDING The age can be impressed. Anything will be accepted by men if you will but preach it with tremendous... CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON No longer shall I paint interiors with men reading and women knitting. I will paint living people wh... EDVARD MUNCH Let men decide firmly what they will not do, and they will be free to do vigorously what they ought ... MENCIUS For then only will you be strong, when you cherish the laws, and when the revolutionary attempts of ... AESCHINES There has already been a first withdrawal of 300 men and it is expected that very soon we will proce... ANTONIO MARTINO There has already been a first withdrawal of 300 men and it is expected that very soon we will proce... ANTONIO MARTINO When men sow the wind it is rational to expect that they will reap the whirlwind. FREDERICK DOUGLASS Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughe... JOSH BILLINGS I think the men will run even better at the Dartmouth Invitational ... especially if it's cool out. BRUCE LEHANE There will be vice as long as there are men PUBLIUS CORNELIUS TACITUS I will never have to forgive, if I never judge. IVONNE SANCHEZ I saw the error to be, that men think that it will be something seen by the natural eye; but 'tis sp... MARGARET MACDONALD If TPF is not canceled, these are the places where we will search. MARGARET TURNBULL Categorically, these young men say that this did not happen. We believe the DNA will show that (the ... JOSEPH CHESHIRE There will always be angry men who want to take out their rage and it's the access to specific categ... JOSH SUGARMANN Designers Showroom is making it of the period for the event and there will be men in the room playin... PENNE MOBLEY I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. ELAYNE BOOSLER But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep tal... WANDA SYKES I think men are drawn to Pilates because they have this vague notion it will help them with back iss... LYNETTE MATSUSHIMA I will not be concerned at other men's not knowing me; I will be concerned at my own want of abi... CONFUCIUS Governments, like clocks, go from the motion men give them, and as governments are made and moved by... WILLIAM PENN Governments, like clocks, go from the motion men give them, and as governments are made and moved by... WILLIAM PENN Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great RALPH WALDO EMERSON I will no longer argue with the senseless and unreasonable; for they are void of reason and common s... SUZY KASSEM Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. MAE WEST Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. DICK VAN DYKE Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. DICK VAN DYKE Where God does not govern, tyrants will rule WILLIAM PENN Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably... ALBERT EINSTEIN I don't know the weapons that will be used in the Thirth World War, but in the Forth men will use wo... ALBERT EINSTEIN I will travel thousands miles to be with you when you are sad. I will not close my eyes while you ar... PETER SAYSOMPHANE America will soon cease to exist. Fallacies, and lies have ruled over your nation's great name. Demi... ENRIQUE VEGA I don´t know the weapons that will used in the Third Great War, but in the Forth Great War men will... ALBERT EINSTEIN If women will not accept marriage with subjection, nor men proffer it without, there is, there can b... SUSAN B. ANTHONY I am an absurd idealist. But I believe that all that must come true. For, unless it comes true, the ... LESLIE CHARTERIS If I want to ban any newspaper, I will, with good reason. YAHYA JAMMEH Wishing for success will take us no where,but men should learn to act upon dreams with precision in ... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I will live by the standard of reason, and if thinking in accordance with reason takes me to perditi... ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in the... CARDINAL RICHELIEU If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in the... CARDINAL DE RICHELIEU If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in the... CARDINAL RICHELIEU I will take your heart. I will take your soul out of your body As though I were God. ... LANGSTON HUGHES The city has a reasonable plan to pay ... and we have no reason to believe it will not be executed, BARRY COOPER Standing armies can never consist of resolute robust men; they may be well-disciplined machines, but... MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT SHELLEY If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you... SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI If there is a GAP in your life, fill it with God And Prayer. Eventually you will find that neither a... WILSON J. WASHINGTON III The plea that will be entered next Thursday will be 'not guilty'. ANDREW PATEL I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they terrify me. DUKE OF WELLINGTON ARTHUR WELLESLEY Men will not believe because they will not broaden their minds. LORD CHESTERFIELD Where there are villains, there will be heroes. Just wait. They will come... BRANDON SANDERSON When the sky grows dark and the world grows cold,
I will shine on, I will warm the world!
When the s... TREVOR KOERNER I can’t be with you. I love Brandon; I’m sorry.” No! “Baby, don’t say that. I w... MOLLY MCADAMS I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore ... SOREN KIERKEGAARD Let men decide firmly what they will not do, and they will be free to do vigorously what they ought ... MENCIUS The will is that which has all power; it makes heaven and it makes hell: for there is no hell but wh... WILLIAM LAW Not to hurt our humble brethren (the animals) is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not en... SAINT FRANCIS OF ASSISI A state which dwarfs its men, in order that they may be more docile instruments in its hands even fo... JOHN STUART MILL Will you be mine?
When my people go away,
When I loose my loved ones
When I feel I lost myself......... NISHI DE SILVA
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BETSY GARRISON The clothing is about sun protection and of course we have beer can island shorts. BETSY GARRISON We had the best January through March period in the history of owning our own business. BETSY GARRISON The reason to retire is to try to avoid embarrassment; you ought to do it before people are dropping... GARRISON KEILLOR You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. GARRISON KEILLOR I can write anywhere. I write in airports. I write on airplanes. I've written in the back seats ... GARRISON KEILLOR is that we're this little, quiet pond, undisturbed. Sort of like a museum piece. Except we don't wan... GARRISON KEILLOR You never know what's going to happen. We're not going to rehearse -- we're just going to wing it. GARRISON STARR When I first started at KJHK it was this exalted entity to me. It was like I had finally found somet... KYLE GARRISON We don't have enough deodorant, so we'll add that later. DAVID GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national se... JIM GARRISON I'm not able to cry yet, ... I lost a son and a wonderful daughter-in-law, but I can't cry. I want t... JIM GARRISON They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on ... GARRISON KEILLOR I want to keep it diverse, but not to the point of alienating our listeners. If it's a really good l... KYLE GARRISON Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar hair... GARRISON KEILLOR I want to resume the life of a shy person. GARRISON KEILLOR A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with ... GARRISON KEILLOR Big mistake, ... Why do I need another weekly deadline? GARRISON KEILLOR We had a bevy -- literally a bevy -- of queens on our show, representing every agricultural product,... GARRISON KEILLOR Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at somethin... GARRISON KEILLOR one of the amazing experiences of my young life. GARRISON KEILLOR I'm not busy, ... A woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked ... GARRISON KEILLOR All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in ... GARRISON KEILLOR Be more funny! Be more funny! GARRISON KEILLOR A Democrat in a red state? ... Were you elected, or is this a divine miracle? GARRISON KEILLOR There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice t... GARRISON KEILLOR They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss... GARRISON KEILLOR May his soul be forever tormented by fire - And his bones be dug up by dogs - And dragged through th... GARRISON KEILLOR A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast a... GARRISON KEILLOR Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve GARRISON KEILLOR Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesn't kill you...and to love one woman fo... GARRISON KEILLOR Be well, do good work, and keep in touch GARRISON KEILLOR The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose GARRISON KEILLOR Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average. GARRISON KEILLOR Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up GARRISON KEILLOR That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and... GARRISON KEILLOR