With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
-Jack Nicholson

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

My motto is: more good times.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.