With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.

Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

I've always been around cars. My father was always working on a car engine.

Last I heard, about 40 cars ... made it for the car-only cruise.