With caffeinated beer, you can be wicked drunk and stay awake. It can be the middle of the night and I'll want to run laps around campus naked.

the drunk girl who threw up at Acropolis last night.

We have a beer and wine license, so we could have an adult night.

A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your partner. Simply remount the door on the other side after his 10th can of lager and he won't be able to figure out how to open it before the commercial break finishes.

My goal is never to go pole-to-pole. My goal is to stay in the middle of the field.

When you can't fall asleep at night or you keep waking up in the middle of the night, you have a low appetite, or increased crying for no reason, then you're showing signs that stress is getting out of control and it's to the point you need to reduce the stress in your life.