Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

Most of our sales are domestic. However, we are trying to expand our export business and have been very successful the last three years.

Wouldn't it be ironic that the very year the World Potato Congress is bringing all these international visitors, we take famous potatoes off our plates?

It's becoming more and more the choice to feed starving countries.

In other states, they're passionate; they're not embarrassed by their agricultural roots.