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Will Ferrell is about as funny as leprosy, except without the possibility of seeing someone with missing limbs.


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JULIAN BARNES It means we are going to have to contend with stronger opposition consistently and we are going to h...
BARRY BARNES At first he seems like one of those laid-back, type-B personalities but that's just a disguise. Unde...
MARTY BARNES New York is the meeting place of the peoples, the only city where you can hardly find a typical Amer...
DJUNA BARNES Now that was a funky course. You could get some wild bounces at that place.
RICKY BARNES The mother is not dying exactly, but has reached a point in life where death is a familiar on the st...
CLIVE BARNES Everything is cleaner. Everything is dressed up. It's a better atmosphere, where it's not so dingy a...
MIKE BARNES I think he had a quite sort of ambiguous relationship to Holmes. It made him rich, it made him famou...
JULIAN BARNES Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a...
DJUNA BARNES I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
DJUNA BARNES The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can he see clearly
JULIAN BARNES He'll go down to me as one of the quietest, toughest guys in our league. To me, he's the player of t...
ROD BARNES Dialogue more tame than Wilde.
CLIVE BARNES I think it was a great program, ... It was one of the things I'm proudest of.
ROY BARNES You can steal more with a briefcase than you can with a gun,
ROY BARNES It's not a question of slowing. It's a question of making sure that we can grow in an orderly fashio...
ROY BARNES