Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE

Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor

When I'm driving to my appointments, everybody calls me on my cell phone. When I'm in my office, I use my cell phone because if I need to leave, I just leave. I have the office phone so I can dial up on the Internet.

I don't do office work at home.

The Office of Traffic Safety and Highway Patrol applaud the 'Responsibility Has Its Rewards' campaign for encouraging safe driving and riding, ... Choosing to always wear a seat belt and never drive while intoxicated will add countless miles to your life.

They sort of ambushed me, ... They say, 'We want you to come work for us.' I went, 'Why? Doing what? You guys already have it covered.' They asked me, 'What would you be interested in doing?' I said my passion really has been theater.