Why would I retire from something I enjoy doing? I can hardly wait to get here.

We tell applicants, 'If you don't intend to be here for life, you needn't apply.'

I lost two brothers in an airplane crash, both of them leaving a wife and kids. When I get to Heaven, that's probably the first question I'd like to ask: 'Why was it necessary?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.

In the Great Depression, you bought something if you had the cash to buy it.

I'm thrilled I can make a living doing something I enjoy.