Why the fuck did I marry you? You're ugly and I hate you!

What I hate is nasty, ugly people.

I hate the domestic life.

This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet.

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

Attack your instruments. Don't let them attack you.