Why is the GTC so surprised by all this? We could have told people this 10 years ago and saved a lot of time and money, not to mention heartache.

There is a feeling [amongst parents] that if the secretary of state had such little grasp as to what was happening in one of the most important areas of her department it needs to be looked at.

We surveyed attendance at 'Grease' over one weekend and of the 500 people who came to see the show 400 were from out-of-town,

No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.

Artists aren't really people. I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

The most common phrase bandied about these days is 'Oh my God'. People say it automatically all the time - not realising that that's a form of prayer.