Why is it always the sheep who speak for the shepherd? Always the sheep who rush in to defend this all knowing, all powerful Christian God?

The Catholic Church, as all churches, is exactly like General Motors. Instead of making and selling cars, the Catholic Church, makes saints and sells forgiveness.

I find the sense of responsibility interesting, and one of the fastest ways to lose the best wishes of friends and foe, which I find bearable.

It’s a dangerous world and I have survived for 72 years by listening to what people are not saying.

Give a Mexican a weed eater and he'll cut your lawn. Give a Negro a ball and he'll become a millionaire. Give a Christian a cargo plane and the bastard will load it down with weapons of mass destruction and go sell them to terrorists.

Fear is exactly like nuclear power. It's dangerous enough under ideal conditions.