Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

“When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.”

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.