Why exactly you pray to God, coz if you don't he'll going to kill you.

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

Meeting Helen Mirren was a fabulous experience. I had played it out in my mind, how I should greet her when we would be introduced. But the way we met was funny because I just didn't recognise her!

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.