Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.

There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?

Reality Show.

If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.

The government can't keep justifying the demilitarized zone with nothing to show the country.

Pastrana needs to leave the meeting with something in his hands.