Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

The Palm Beach Story

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother