Why can a footballer hold a child's hand but when I do it people judge me.

many people don't like baggage in a relationship, but I love single mum's, they have more room for activities.

Reading is for people with empty minds.

Too much to say, and not enough people to listen.

The concept of a relationship is fucking idiotic, but thats what makes them normal.

We fight in order to feel loved. That's why your honor, I beat my wife half to death.