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Why are you waiting so long to report your stolen car to the police? I'm giving them time to fix it.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
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To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
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Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
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