Whoso neglects learning in his youth,
Loses the past and is dead for the future.

Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.