Whose ambulance is stuck on park?

Who obviously skipped school and bail?

I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'.

I knew I'd conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady.

Oh you really are donkey-brained aren't you?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all?