Who wants to get really granular with sabermetrics when you're going to see a two-and-a-half-hour Brad Pitt movie? You don't go to the cinema for a maths lesson.

I knew very early on that I wasn't Brad Pitt.

The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

What you look like, whether you're Brad Pitt or Charles Laughton, is significant for actors.

Because, let's face it, I do not get offered the parts that Brad Pitt has just turned down.