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I was turning down cigarette campaigns before it became fashionable. I wouldn't let CBS Radio se...
STAN FREBERG Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!
STAN FREBERG Will you let me talk? I'll have to learn the language all over again!
STAN FREBERG All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better ...
STAN FREBERG Most folks call 'em green onions, but they're really scallions!
STAN FREBERG Jack Benny.
STAN FREBERG When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type.
STAN FREBERG The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investig...
STAN FREBERG I trained my son to be a puppeteer since he was a little boy.
STAN FREBERG A lot of television stuff is mean-spirited, and I think that's how political advertising got so ...
STAN FREBERG
Burning the witch Giordano Bruno is one more wound inflicted on Christ’s body. DEJAN STOJANOVIC One night. May the best witch win.
ERIN KELLISON
I enjoy Saturday night racing. DALE EARNHARDT
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. GEORGE S. KAUFMAN
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. TRACY MORGAN
There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a ce... PETER DINKLAGE Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.
GREG GUTFELD
'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life. TRACY MORGAN
Saturday Night Live. BEN STILLER Saturday Night Live
JULIA SWEENEY
I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends. KEVIN NEALON We experienced the high Friday night and the low Saturday night.
DAVE FARRELL Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....
CHRIS FARLEY
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sin... CHRISTINA AGUILERA I'm just waiting to see it Saturday night.
BETH TWITTY And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night.
FISHER STEVENS I believe Saturday night was his best game of the year. He's had a few others, but overall on Saturd...
JEFF GUAY
Satire is what closes Saturday night. JUVENAL (DECIMUS JUNIUS JUVENAL) It's Saturday night. Let's get drunk.
RONNIE HAWKINS We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans.
ILLEANA DOUGLAS
My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.... NICOLE ARI PARKER From the time I was about 7 until I was about 13 or 14, I looked like I was Pat from 'Saturday N...
KIRSTEN VANGSNESS Saturday night is not going to be much fun.
LUCY BRENNAN
But you, Helene Aquilla, are no swift-burning spark. You are a torch against the night - if you dare... SABAA TAHIR
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday nig... WOODY ALLEN People come in Saturday and choose their books and some of them think this just happens magically, T...
BETTY OUDERKIRK It was cold and raining Saturday night.
CMDR. LEE VANCE
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. LYNDON B. JOHNSON I grew up listening to my father argue politics into the night and taking trips every Saturday to th...
DALE T. MORTENSEN
On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor... CASEY WILSON
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. KATHY GRIFFIN We all get together Friday night, and we'll get together again (Saturday night).
BOB FOSTER It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it a...
VANESSA BAYER
When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturda... ASHTON KUTCHER
She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word. DIANA WYNNE JONES We will find out Saturday night how close we are to Niagara Falls. This is a key game for us.
GLENN WALSH Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxi...
TYLER KENT WHITE We've never seen him in here before Saturday night.
ARTHUR TRAVERS We're calling for mostly sunny on Saturday, with increasing clouds in the afternoon and a small chan...
ANDY HANER
He muttered something foul and then climbed the stairs, rapping twice on Timmie’s door.“Ri...
JEANIENE FROST There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night.
DONALD CERRONE
At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lo... BILL HADER If by (Saturday night) the government doesn't withdraw this contract, we'll continue.
BRUNO JULLIARD When change cometh, she will bring peace at her back. She will not bend to your will; you must bend ...
ADRIANA MATHER
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. JIMMY BUFFETT
To go from the high of Thursday night -- which had been a great opening -- to the disappointment of ... LONNY PRICE
I start to think that I'm losing the love I have without having yet won the love I hope to win. PAULO COELHO We are trying to go in a similar direction here with it. For Saturday night, the lights are coming f...
DARREN ALLEN 1) Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 2) Oh, i'm not a witch at all! I'm Dorothy, from Kansas.
THE WIZARD OF OZ It's a weekend course. It's usually a Friday night, all-day Saturday and half-day Sunday deal. You t...
ALEX HYATT I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Sa...
ANDY SAMBERG Stan never liked the Bruins.
RAY JACQUES Due to all the evacuees, one part of town ran out of water on Saturday night,
LARRY MARSHALL Mandates are rarely won on election night. They are earned after Inauguration Day by leaders who spe...
RON FOURNIER I am not a witch doctor, and in fact, you cannot have a witch doctor. You are either a witch or a do...
YAHYA JAMMEH Oh, we gave it to him on Saturday night, and I'm talking about proposals,
RON CAREY We couldn't have expected him to become a Zionist Saturday night. It takes time.
JACK ROSEN I think the secret is, no matter how good you are Saturday night, on Monday morning you start with a...
ANDREW MILLER
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. WOODY ALLEN
The problem is that a lot of the blues stations are late on Saturday night, and like a lot of people... B. B. KING
It was not really Saturday night, at least it may have been, for they had long lost count of the day... J.M. BARRIE
I don't think American independent films have ever really been particularly experimental, except... GUS VAN SANT
I don't want them to take my money, either. That's just like taking it and burning it. ALLEN IVERSON
Most people...are nothing but glimmers in the great darkness of time. But you...are no swift-burning... SABAA TAHIR
I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people GEORGE CARLIN You need good goaltending to win big games and both teams got it (Saturday night).
ANTHONY PALUMBO
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stay... DANA CARVEY
The most nerve-wracking experience is an oral presentation in class. And right under that would be d... RIVERS CUOMO
I would love to host 'Saturday Night Live.' That's one of my goals in life - just puttin... ALESSIA CARA
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your... SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Brave people are the firemen who run into the burning building. That's brave. ELIZABETH EDWARDS
Football games are on TV, and it doesn't affect stadium attendance at all. It's the same wit... GEORGE LUCAS We are confident and like where we are, but we are not taking anything for granted. We hope to conti...
DEB GAINES
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake a... JIMMY FALLON
Bollywood stars are versatile; they not only act, but each one has the dance skills of John Travolta... CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN Clearly things were not right last Saturday night and it was time to shake things up,
CLIVE WOODWARD We've got a big game on Saturday, and we could do with taking three points.
MICHAEL OWEN If it's Saturday night, and you're sitting on your couch watching 'Showtime at the Apoll...
FRANK VINCENT I went home on Saturday night and got to sleep early so I'd be ready to play.
MOISES ALOU We didn't play Challis very well. We're hoping for some revenge Saturday night.
BRENT CARNDUFF It won't mean a thing Saturday night, unless we make it mean something.
DREW TAYLOR
Rich People plan for three generationsPoor people plan for Saturday night
GLORIA STEINEM It's a credit to his character that he would be back the very next night ready to play. He showed up...
GLENN WALSH I save everything up until Sunday night because if I start sending emails on Saturday afternoon, the...
DAVE GOLDBERG
Harry moved the tip of his eagle-feather quill down the page, frowning as he looked for something th... J.K. ROWLING
Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW
When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and... BILL HADER I did the same thing as every Irish person who comes to New York. I arrived on a Wednesday, and by S...
ADRIAN MCKINTY Last Saturday night I run into a guy with a lot of ambition who wanted to win very much. Was in grea...
ERIK MORALES I do not want us to be making the headlines on Saturday night. It would mean we have lost.
DAVID JEFFREY
I like to be lean and flexible. I'm not interested in gaining size. 
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led. 
I don't think I've got the stuff that Broadway musicals are made of. But there are definitel... 
Don't put people down, unless it's on your prayer list. 
If you plan to win as I do, the game never ends. 
When you walk on a court, clear your mind of everything unrelated to the goal of playing the match a... 
Comfort zones are plush lined coffins. When you stay in your plush lined coffins, you die. 
It all changed when I realized I'm not the only one on the planet who's scared. Everyone else is, to... 
And that's the world in a nutshell, which is an appropriate receptacle. 
The world may be full of fourth-rate writers but it's also full of fourth-rate readers. 
How many colours are there in a field of grass to the crawling baby unaware of 'green'? How ... 
Personally, I think the silent films were more effective for L&H, but the sound was of great val... 
Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it. 
Imagine an eye unruled by man-made laws of perspective, an eye unprejudiced by compositional logic, ... 
Back in my day, we didn't think about money as much. We enjoyed playing the game. We loved baseb... 
When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was r... 
And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle. 
I'm a musician. I play harmonica for relaxation. A good way to relax and entertain people. An ex... 
It was being in the right place, the right time, I guess. It could have been a lot worse. 
We have the notion that we exist but we have no way to prove it. 'I am' is the closest foundation we... 
It all changed when I realized I'm not the only one on the planet who's scared. Everyone else is, to... 
Sometimes you don't want to get married too much to a lot of rehearsing, I feel, when it comes t... 