White people scare the crap out of me.

Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.

One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks.

Any time you've got both the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, you're not long for the White House.

A lot of people on Capitol Hill don't want to talk to me.

You know he[George W. Bush] is there[in the White House] illegally. You know he was not elected either by the popular vote or by the vote in Florida.