Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.